26 Science Facts Fresh Off the Bunsen Burner
Cooked these up in the lab for you
Ooh, the lab is bursting with piping hot science facts today! Good thing we wore our safety goggles because we’d all be in line for that eye-washing station.
You lucky devils get to sit there all safe in your office chairs or subway seats or wherever you happen to be and read these from a distance. Meanwhile, we’re on the front lines, coming up with the Plan B of washing our eyes in the drinking fountain if the eye-washing station is in use.
Anywho, no need to grab your goggles for these. They’re safe, we promise.