29 Bizarre News Items That Feel Like They Were Made Up for Some Far-Flung Fictional Universe
We didn’t make these up, we swear. Our imaginations aren’t that good!
Although we’d really like to, we can’t take credit for these stories. It sucks too, because they’re wildly creative, and we want everyone to think we are too! The higher-ups just told us that we can’t pass off true stories as our own fictional works, so we guess we’ll just write this little pre-list blurb and display the goods.
If the higher-ups weren’t such truth sticklers — and Google couldn’t easily out us — rest assured we’d be passing these off these bizarre news stories as our own for sure!