28 Appetizing Bits of Trivia That A Server Is Bringing Your Way on A Silver Platter During Cocktail Hour

Tell your gawking eyes to take it easy on this poor fact server, okay? He’s just doing his job by making the rounds at this function, but your wide eyes and drool is making him uncomfortable enough to stray from his path and beeline toward you.

Congrats. Your eyes and dripping spit have helped get your brain these tasty facts, but at what cost? This poor guy will probably have nightmares about your hungry eyes for weeks!