31 Crusty, Congealed Bits of Trivia About Fast Food We Found at the Bottom of the Bag
Might wanna wash your hands after this list
Look, if these get all soggy because it took you too long to consume them, that’s on you. We got them to you in like 30 seconds, and it’s not our fault that they’re made to wilt and sag after like five minutes.
They’re called “fast” food facts, okay? We get them to you fast, then you get them to your brain fast. That’s how this works!
Well, what are you waiting for? Go!