22 Jokes to Memorize So You Can Go Toe-to-Toe With the Clown at Your Nephew’s Birthday Party

We all know how lucrative the birthday clown industry is, so we wanted to help spread the wealth and get you in on the action. We’re not saying that you specifically have to don a wig and red nose, but these zingers will definitely help get the same laugh-per-minute ratio. 

Some of them are definitely more for adults, but that’s because you’ll want to make them laugh too. They’ll be the ones hiring (and re-hiring) you after all!