35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Haven’t seen Team America: World Police? That’s okay. Quentin Tarantino has seen it enough times for all of us.

The director recently admitted that he saw Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s 2004 comedy “five or six times” during its theatrical release, as he was the lone person in Hollywood the movie didn’t “skewer.” “Oh my God, I’m the only person in town that’s referenced respectfully in Team America!’” he said of the film’s brief homage to Kill Bill.

Judd Apatow wasn’t so lucky. Early in his career, the director got roasted by Jay Leno, who personally called Apatow to tell him the jokes he’d sent him “weren’t any good.” “He was so nice about it that I got excited that I could talk to him,” Apatow explained.

Unlike Apatow’s early work, these hilarious tweets are ready for primetime. Today’s funniest include those about cubed rice, “labububbls” and who is actually on first.