35 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, August 12, 2025

Before Rose Marie starred in The Dick Van Dyke Show, she rubbed elbows with some of Chicago’s most notorious gangsters. As the daughter of a labor organizer, the late actress recalled becoming friendly with “the boys” in her youth, and even attended a dinner party at Al Capone’s request. 

Her willingness to spend time with Scarface not only afforded her the opportunity to small-talk with someone named “Icepick Willy,” but it also helped launch her career in Chicago’s nightlife scene. “They ran pretty much all of the nightclub circuit,” the late actress remembered in 2013. “I played every one of them.”

Terri Hatcher is also launching a career in the nightlife scene, and updated her famous Seinfeld line for her stand-up bits. “Now, they’re still real, and, I would argue, still spectacular — if you’re attracted to tube socks filled with sand hanging from a scarecrow,” she joked in a newly resurfaced clip. 

Regardless of what you’re into, you’re sure to love these tweets, the funniest of which include those about fanfic writing, texting an evil knife and a new kind of non-dairy milk.