22 Jokes, Quotes and Quips to Get You Out of a Social Pickle

Blurt these out then run off as they laugh!

Heres a few joke bombs for ya! 

Sorry, that may have been confusing. We dont mean “bombs” as in “failed jokes,” we mean that dropping them would be a highly effective way to leave any awkward situation on a high note. If any lull in any conversation should arise, these funny explosions will be a much better line than, “Well, I better hit the ol dusty trail” or whatever other low-energy line thatll surely peter out. 

Dont take our word for it. Give them a try!

My Friend Was About to Get Attacked By A Duck...

What Do You Get When You Cross the Atlantic With the Titanic?

A Snake Walks into A Bar...

How Many Freudian Psychiatrists Does It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

Did My Girlfriend Find Me Sexually Unsatisfying?

I Asked My Friend How It Was Living in North Korea...

What Do You Call A Frenchman Who’s Into Japanese Culture?

I Played A Blank CD at Full Blast Last Night...

Piers Morgan Fell Into the River Thames...

What Do You Call A Bear With No Ears?

The Virgin Harry

Why Doesn’t Oedipus Use Foul Language?

Three Statisticians Are Out Hunting in the Woods...

Why Don’t Blind People Go Skydiving?

A Grandma Heads Down to Church for Services...

A Guy Is Checking Out at the Grocery Store...

Did You Hear About the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper?

Teaching a Cricket to Jump

Sherlock and Watson

The Vacationing Penguin

The Suitcase in the Woods

Three Vampires Walked Into A Bar...

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