34 Random Bits of Trivia That Have Evolved Over Millennia Into the Perfect Specimens You See Before You

We’ve spent the last five minutes staring at rotating pizza rolls with our faces mushed up against the microwave glass, so we know how hard waiting can be. So, today, we wanted to thank you for your patience. We know that you’ve been dying for these facts, which is why we won’t waste anymore of your time with a lengthy pre-list blurb. 

And best of all, you can pop these all in your brain right away without fear of burning the roof of your skull.