60 of the Funniest Tweets from the Month of July 2025

Have you ever sat down to watch Jurassic Park and felt like there was something missing? Another layer of late-stage capitalist horrors? Product placement so terrible, it’d make Don Draper quit advertising in a blind rage? Some mediocre candy? 

If so, not only do you need a good dose of de-influencing, but you also probably worked on the now-infamous product placement scene included in this summer’s Jurassic World Rebirth.

Despite hitting theaters earlier this month to notable box-office success, the Jurassic Park follow-up left fans with one burning question: Why is product-placement for a Snickers bar the villain of the movie? “Jurassic World Rebirth — uhm, leave your brain and logic at the door,” wrote one angry fan on Twitter. “Gorgeous cinematography, great acting, but a Snickers wrapper brings down a top-of-the-line facility? Uhmmm.”

Jurassic World Rebirth’s chocolatey antagonist wasn’t the only mystery the timeline pondered this month either. In a newly-resurfaced essay, Slate’s Craig Pittman found an answer to a long-running question surrounding The Brady Bunch, arguing that Mike and Carol Brady’s spouses didn’t just disappear — they were elaborately murdered. Mike, he argued, may have used his architectural chops “to weaken a balcony railing or sabotage a staircase” in an attempt to kill Carol’s husband, while Carol could’ve taken things outside, executing “a phony mugging outside Sam’s meat market.” 

But it’s not just Pittman who’s convinced of this Brady Conspiracy. “I always said I just got rid of him,” Florence Henderson joked of her character back in 2015. “I killed my husband. I was the original black widow!” 

Though the world may never know why Snickers bars are the Pandora’s box of Jurassic Word Rebirth or whether the Bradys had their own Bonnie and Clyde thing going, we can say with full confidence that these were the funniest tweets of the month. The best included those about the original meaning of “goon,” bad SEO bands and The Beatles getting freaky in plain sight.