31 Anti-Jokes to Mildly Frustrate You, But in A Good Way
‘What do you call a parrot with three heads?’
A joke? A regular joke? What are you, some sort of simpleton?
No, no, you’re very intelligent and can see past such simple attempts at humor. Predictable jokes spread and dissect themselves before your very eyes like the code in The Matrix. What you need and desire is an anti-joke. A joke that, despite being easily memorable and repeatable at a party, indicates you’re a special ex-gifted child with a grasp on meta-humor.
Here’s a selection to pocket for impressing friends of friends…