39 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, July 25, 2025

If you’re concerned about the Epstein and Trump debacle, don’t be. Andrew Schulz is looking into it.

On yesterday’s episode of Flagrant, Schulz and his special guest Ezra Klein began discussing the Epstein files. Just a few minutes in, Schulz admitted, “I read nothing ever,” and Klein explained the FBI/DOJ memo, which inspired the host to share his newfound suspicion around Trump’s involvement with Epstein: “Doesn’t this feel weird?”

While Schulz slowly gets to the conclusion of an already-established narrative, Trey Parker and Matt Stone aren’t sure what’s next. During a panel at San Diego Comic-Con, the duo admitted they have no idea what their next South Park episode will be about, citing their “six days to air” production model.

“I don’t know what the episode is next week, it’s super-stressful,” Parker said. “Even like last weekend, I mean just three days ago, we were sitting there going, ‘I don’t know if people are going to like this.’ And we’re just changing as we go, and are reading stuff in the newspaper like, ‘Oh okay, let’s put that in there!’”  

We’re totally sure you’re going to like today’s funniest tweets, though. This hilarious batch includes those about an alternative phone plan, the unmistakable vibes of Florida and a poorly-timed costume.