20 Top-Notch Stand-Up Jokes From the Pros

Well, somebody just saved some money on gas, parking, comedy show tickets and that pesky two-drink minimum! We brought the comics to you, you lucky devil.

Now that we’ve buttered you up by reminding you of the savings — and the fact that you don’t even have to leave the couch or chair — these utterly hilarious jokes are sure to get you chuckling. Yep, we set ‘em up, and these bad boys knock ’em down!