30 Toys, Gadgets and Hobbies That Aren’t for the Faint of Heart

Warning: These might trigger some past playtime PTSD

Apologies in advance to the older folks who thought these were just a bad dream. We hate to inform you that they were in fact physical objects that caused you emotional and/or physical harm. 

Instead of scouring the globe for these facts, we dove into your subconscious and pulled them back out into the light. That may have been a bit intrusive, so again, we apologize. On the plus side, theyll serve as a warning for kids to stay away. Its good to know that your sacrifice was not for nothing!

Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine

The Car

Batman Squirt Gun

Javelin Darts

Bratz

Karl Marx Action Figure

Megatron

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Wild West Line

Electronic Mall Madness

Spanish Barbie

Crash Test Dummies

Playmobil Bank-and-Safe Playset

Crocodile Dentist

Boglins

Mickey Bag Clips

Baby Cages

Wolverine Blow-Up Squeaky Hammer

E.T. Finger Light

Candy Pez Shooter

Pokemon Stylus

The Amazing Spider-Man Chair

Kaba-Kick Russian Roulette

Sitting on Donald Duck’s Face

Panzer IV Construction Playset

Musical Jolly Chimp

Wonder Woman Safety Scissors

Buzz Lightyear Sippy Cup

Doggie Doo

Breast Milk Baby

Light-Switch Jesus

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