We’re sure there’s some highly credible, unbiased news sources out there, but we weren’t focused on finding those today. We were too busy tracking down some of the strangest bits of news from across the globe.
We won’t deliver them with even the slightest hint of bias or agenda. Other news sources might, so maybe we’ll focus on those next. We want you to know who you can trust when it comes to stories about traffic poles being eroded by dog urine.
The Man Who Built His Own Giant Hamster Wheel
How Dog Pee Brought Down a Traffic Light Pole
The 84-Year-Old Retiree Who Keeps a Tank in His Basement
The NBA Coach Who Flipped Out Over a Player’s Phone
France Gave Teenagers Money to Buy Manga
The Department of Justice Confiscated the Epic of Gilgamesh
A Gem Trader Discovered a Sapphire Cluster in His Backyard
Shaq Says Gorillas Always Want to Fight Him
A U.S. Senate Candidate Released a Campaign Ad Smoking a Blunt
Ubisoft Gave Their Employees NFTs As a Thank You
The Man Slapped with a $13,000 Hospital Bill for Donating a Kidney
The Furries That Came Together to Raise Money for a Library
Using McDonald’s to Bribe a Teenager into Confessing a Crime
The Students Who Staged a Protest to Return Chocolate Milk to Their School Lunch Menu
A School Teacher Used a Picture of Osama bin Laden to Portray Muhammed
Champagne Is Being Recalled Because It’s Filled with Liquid Ecstasy
Melania Trump Probably Brought Her Own NFT
Apple Employees Use Android Phones to Make Unionization Plans
The Kids Accused of Battery for Spraying Silly String
Its Beaches Are Littered with 90-Year-Old Land Mines
The Tiny House Atop a 30-Foot-Tall Tree Stump
The Pregnant Sea Lion Found on a Golf Course
A.I. Takes Over the Pulpit
Nazis at Walt Disney World
Christian Groups Prefer the Sex Number to the Devil Number