20 Hilarious Stand-Up Jokes That’ll Split Your Sides But Somehow Also Have You in Stitches

Have you ever noticed that whenever someone does something remotely physical, they always say, “Well, that’s my workout for the day?” What’s with that? 

Man, if we were as good as these world-class stand-ups, we could probably write a sweet punchline to that set-up. Guess we’ll just stick to pre-list blurbs about world-class stand-up jokes. 

Gotta know your strengths, ya know? Here are those jokes we mentioned. Wocka! Wocka!