25 Random Bits of Trivia That Splashed All Over Our Face After Slurping Down a Heaping Plate of Data
You’re gonna need a bigger napkin
Why, oh why, were we born with such short tongues? Did evolution and/or the divine creator not foresee a time when tasty facts would splatter our faces?
Now we have to wipe it all off with a napkin, then suck the random tidbits out of it. Thanks a lot! We got a ton of awesome knowledge droplets, but we’re choking on soggy little paper fibers.