32 Bits of Life-Defining Lore People Will Never Forget

We’ve all had an experience where, even though you were a firsthand witness, you barely believe it happened. A moment so insane that as you’re retelling the story, you’re questioning your own memory and saying things like, “This sounds fake, but…” If you’ve yet to be in one of these situations, you need to exit this webpage and go live a little life before you come back to hang with the big dogs.

One Redditor’s unbelievable lore entry comes from the time they were staying at a seaside resort with their family. They tripped while getting out of the bathtub, fell face-first onto the tile floor and started gushing blood from their nose. A few moments later, crabs that had gotten in through the window nearby started climbing all over him in “some sort of blood frenzy.” Eventually, they were rescued from the crabs and rushed to the hospital. 

Other Redditors have remembered their unbelievable life-defining experiences, including an ostrich bite, very specific flu farts and a Mile High member.