30 Random Bits of Trivia Spoken Repeatedly in Monotone Into Our Ear Instead of That Jaunty Hold Music

This was the only time we actually loved being on hold

Dont you hate that feeling when a human operator comes on the line after youve been on hold for like two hours? No? Thats strange, because we sure do. 

Maybe its because were a random fact-based company, but every company we deal with on a regular basis spouts random facts instead of playing elevator music while were on hold. It makes our jobs so much easier. 

Heres what we transcribed today — before that confounded operator picked up and ruined everything!

Peter Rabbit

Food Prep

Books

Texas Police

Texas

The Moon

Newfoundland

Picasso

Sheep

Oregon

Cactuses

Dolphins

Cosmetics

Henry Ford

Chiropractors

Frogs

Krypton

Cleopatra

Manhattan

Valentine’s Day

Cannabis

Explosions

Faxes

The Civil War

World War II

Kurt Vonnegut

Einstein

Antarctica

Oxygen

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