25 Jokes and Quotes to Make You Laugh and Think

Don’t let the thinking get in the way of the laughing though!

We can’t decide if we’re more into absurd jokes or thinkers, but maybe there’s no point in choosing. Our genuine, spur-of-the-moment reaction to any sort of funniness will do the choosing for us.

Here’s a little of column A and a little of column B. Go into it with an open mind and see which ones tickle your fancy. Hmm, that’s a bit of an off-putting term, huh?

Enjoy these fancy-ticklers! Yup, off-putting for sure.

Jazz Hands and Wasps

Why You Don't Skimp

Why Do North Koreans Draw the Best Straight Lines?

What Happened to the Passengers of the Pink Ship When It Crashed Into the Purple Ship?

What’s Worse Than Raining Cats and Dogs?

Dad, Why Did You Name Me Achilles?

How Do You Make a Car Top?

Why Do you Never See Elephants Hiding in Trees?

Why Did the Blind Guy Fall into the Well?

The Best Pickup Line Ever

What Side of a Chicken Has the Most Feathers?

Why Do Some Couples Not Go to the Gym?

Have You Heard the One About Blind Sex Workers?

John Waters

Carroll O’Connor

Ozzy Osbourne

Did You Hear About the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper?

Grandma Heads Down to Church...

Why Don’t Blind People Go Skydiving?

Why Doesn’t Oedipus Use Foul Language?

Playing A Blank CD at Full Blast

Jesus Walks into a Hotel...

An Elephant Gets on a Bus...

Heard About the New Restaurant Called Karma?

The Need for a Good Plunger