26 Random Bits of Trivia You Can Read Out Loud to the Guy in the Stall Next to You
He’ll thank you while you guys are washing your hands. You will wash your hands, right?!?!
Sure, the stranger on the other side of that metal wall is begging for privacy now, but you just have to keep shouting these facts to him. Trust us, he’ll be glad you did. Once he shuts his mouth with all that “I’m trying to use the bathroom here” nonsense, he’ll see that it was good for him.
He doesn’t know it yet, but pretty soon, he’ll be the one shouting them to some other dude in that very bathroom.