27 Jokes and Quotes That Deserve to Be Passed Down for Generations
Before memes, we shared hilarious quotes!
Sonny boy, did we ever tell you about the time that Grampa Simpson said his car gets 40 rods to the hogshead? No? Well, it made us howl laughing, so we hope it’ll bring a smile to your face too.
It’s a true measurement, by the way. We thought it was just Grampa spouting old world nonsense, but apparently it’s a measurement of yore for liquids. Not all of these are true, and we promise that they’re not all meant to teach you anything.
We just found a sweet batch of movie and TV jokes and quotes that we think will elicit some chuckles. So get to the laughin’ now, would ya?!