22 Jokes to Make Friends or Enemies Out of the People Stuck in the Elevator With You

Is it just me, or does it smell like nostrils in here?

We hate to admit it, but we really struggled to rifle off some jokes this morning. Normally we have a ton of classic zingers ready to go, so it was a little upsetting to see how rusty wed gotten.

Not to worry. That just means its time to refill the ol joke well, and luckily theres no shortage of them here on the ol interwebs. 

The Deceased Blacksmith

Dr. Frankenstein, Bodybuilder

A Skeleton Walks into a Bar...

Have You Heard About Corduroy Pillows?

The Giving Beekeeper

Scrabble Spiller

What’s the Difference Between a Steak and a Shooting Star?

Why Did the Cross-Eyed Teacher Get Fired?

How Do You Get an Art Major Off Your Porch?

A Limbo Champion Walks into a Bar...

Why Doesn’t Oedipus Use Foul Language?

A Pirate Walks into a Bar...

Mexican Magicians

What’s Blue and Smells Like Red Paint?

The Meaning of a Shoutout

The Meaning of Irony

Dying EpiPens

What Do You Get When You Cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

How Many Freudian Psychiatrists Does It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

A Tiny Sex Joke

Living in North Korea

What’s a Buccaneer?

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