32 Groggy Bits of Trivia That’ll Teach You All Kinds of Wonderful Little Tidbits Once They’ve Had Their Second Cup of Coffee

How do you have such a huge thirst for knowledge this early in the morning? Don’t get us wrong, we admire your initiative here, but these facts aren’t as spry as they used to be. A few years ago, they’d pop up out of bed, ready to dole out the goods, but it ain’t a few years ago anymore is it? 

These days, they’re gonna need some time (and caffeine) to help quench your info thirst. Maybe watch a few early morning cartoons in the meantime.