39 Shipwrecked Bits of Trivia We Flew Down to Rescue After Spotting A Huge HELP Sign on the Beach

These facts have quite the story to tell

They might be a little malnourished right now, so please give us a few minutes to get some food and water in these poor little guys before you hear what they have to say. Trust us, were itching to hear their harrowing tales, too. 

We just know that their recollection and info-sharing abilities will be a whole lot better after some much needed num-nums.

Tia and Tamara Mowrys

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50 First Dates

Michael Jordan

Matt Lucas

M*A*S*H

Books

Apollo 11

Rob Lowe

Bicycles

Honesty

BritGPT

Opioids

Barack Obama

Traffic

9/11

Snails

Musicians

Dark Matter

Napoleon Dynamite

Office Space

Ozzy Osbourne

Marc Maron

A Lack of Peace

The Mississippi River

NPS / FMR 

Philadelphia, The Capital of Jordan

Lord of the Rings

Charlotte Brontë

Charles Whitman

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