36 Sage Bits of Trivia That You’d Normally Have to Climb 1,000 Steps and Sit Cross-Legged at An Enlightened One’s Feet to Obtain

We bet your butt feels nice and cozy on that couch or office chair right now, doesn’t it? 

Well, just so you (and it) knows, our feet are mighty blistered from that pilgrimage to the random fact promise land. Not that we need an audible thank you or anything, we’re happy to provide you with our fact bounty. 

A simple reading-and-comprehension from you is fulfilling enough for us.