37 Crispy Bits of Trivia to Consume Right Away Before This List’s Heat Makes Them All Soggy and Wilty

With these random facts, it seems like there’s a tiny window for the optimal moment of consumption. You don’t want to let them get cold, but you obviously don’t want to burn your brain either. We suggest trying a food thermometer.

We just learned that 155 degrees Fahrenheit is the hottest temperature that you can eat food without burning your mouth, and we’re thinking that the same goes for facts, but we’ll see. 

Apologies for the mouth burns (or the lukewarm soggy nibbles) you fact-consuming guinea pigs!