40 Random Bits of Trivia We Want Genetically Coded Into Our Children’s Brains So We Don’t Have to Waste Our Time Teaching Them

This whole back-and-forth is getting old, isn’t it? Like, what are we even doing here? You click on over to random fact lists like this, then scroll on down to facts that cover a wide range of incredibly interesting topics. Sure, on paper that sounds awesome, but what if we told you that we’re in the process of implanting facts directly into your brain?

No more of that pesky reading and comprehending nonsense. Just a bluetooth-style zap of facts into your brain wherever you happen to be on planet Earth. The fact-delivery future is bright, friends. Just you wait and see!