40 Random Bits of Trivia We Found Under the Hens We Bought Off Craigslist to Avert the Egg Crisis

You have to wonder if The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs was written today, would it really be all that impressive? Like, could we even get one regular egg for a golden egg, or would it be more like a lesser foreign currency where 1.3 golden eggs could land you a shelled one? 

And are we talking solid gold here, or a regular egg with a golden shell? 

These are questions for much smarter financial minds than our own. We do know a lot about golden facts though, and we're swimming in those like Scrooge McDuck! Why, here’s a bucketful now…