40 Righteous, Noble and Upstanding Bits of Trivia That You Still Kinda Wanna Smack for Some Reason

We never want to see ourselves as the villain of the story, but sometimes lame do-gooders and know-it-all teacher’s pets just irk the hell out of us! Like, “Ooh, you know everything about everything! Good for you!” You can catch us in the back of the class, chewing gum and rolling our eyes all the way back.

These facts all want that little pat on the head from the teacher, and sure, they deserve it, but they’ll get theres come recess, don’t you worry!