37 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, March 18, 2025

Tracy Morgan may not be “as happy as a clam who wants to kill some woman” following his medical emergency during last night’s New York Knicks game, but the 30 Rock alum confirmed he’s at least on the road to recovery. “Thank you for all your concern! I’m doing ok now and doctors say it was food poisoning,” Morgan captioned the smiling hospital bed selfie he shared to Instagram hours after he was escorted from Madison Square Garden in a wheelchair. 

As Morgan recovers from his stomach bug, Republican Congressman Dan Crenshaw is also on the mend — nursing a sick burn from Jon Stewart. On Monday, The Daily Show host ventured where only Pete Davidson had before, roasting Crenshaw’s lone eye in response to Congresswoman Sara Jacobs, who applied eyeliner in a moving car during a recent TikTok video. “I’m terrified that you’re a hard yellow light away from getting ready with Dan Crenshaw,” Stewart joked of the Democratic lawmaker’s “get ready with me” video. 

Thankfully, these funny tweets don’t require any recovery time. Today’s most hilarious include those about Lego tequila, Disney’s pole-dancing princess and the name of an academic drag queen.