40 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, March 17, 2025
More than two decades after Sheila Broflovski argued that parents “blame Canada” for their farting, cursing children in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, the state of Colorado has changed its tune. Governor Jared Polis recently headed to Twitter with a message about the increasingly tense relationship between the U.S. and Canada, arguing that peace between the two nations “brings vast benefits to Coloradans” — the South Park gang included.
As Polis tried his hand at soothing geopolitical tensions, Jimmy Carr confirmed what we already know: Elon Musk loves to cause chaos. In a recent sitdown with the Telegraph U.K., Carr recalled how the controversial billionaire sparked “some consternation” after attending a 2016 Comedy Central taping alongside “eight guys with AK-47s.” “He’s the biggest kidnap threat in the world,” he said of Musk’s entourage, adding that “there’s three billion-dollar companies that all go to zero if he gets popped.”
Meanwhile, it’s the beginning of another week, which means some seriously stellar tweets. Today’s funniest include those about bisexual lineage, white peoples’ Atlanta and a water bottle’s transformation.
