40 Random Bits of Trivia We’ve Been Fermenting for Weeks and We Think Have Gained a Sort of Collective Sentience

We’re not quite sure how we feel about putting these facts out there. We’ve become attached to them over the past few weeks, and they now hold a special place in our brains. Actually, now that we feel them swimming around in there, we think they’re trying to become attached to us, parasite-style.

Here! We’re more than sure we want to get rid of them now. Take what just happened to us as a cautionary tale because it seems like they’re now looking to latch onto your brain and never let go.