40 Slovenly Bits of Trivia That Spout Their Worldly Views From Mommy’s Basement

These facts may have overstayed their welcome, but we’re constantly flip flopping between kicking them out or letting them stay. On one hand, they’re using up space that we’d like to use for a pool table (and making said space disgusting), but on the other, they provide us with incredibly valuable knowledge. 

You know what? We made up our minds, and we’re letting them go. Their mom dumped them on us, and now we’re dumping them on you. Enjoy their factual goodness while we take measurements for this pool table.