40 Random Bits of Trivia That Sprouted Up Around Our Neighborhood After Idiot Squirrels Forgot Where They Buried Them

Dumb squirrels make the fact forest go ‘round! Normally we’d razz those furry simpletons, but we have to admit, being surrounded by facts has been amazing. Little fact nuts have quickly grown into giant fact trees all over our yard, and the best part is that the bosses don’t know about it.

They’ll praise us for going to great lengths for these facts when we’re actually just raking our lawn in our underwear. Why in our underwear? Why not?