40 Random Bits of Trivia We Chiseled From the Bottom of A Boat in the Sea of Knowledge

In the past, we’ve tried to bring you some of the stickiest facts on the planet. Ones that will stick in your head, even if they’re not the most memorable. It’s a sneaky little trick that the Cracked higher-ups implemented in a morning meeting years ago. 

Since we’re loyal, bootlicking little employees, we found the stickiest ones yet. Try as you might, you’ll never forget these as long as you live!