40 Random Bits of Trivia Our Well-Meaning DoorDasher Substituted for a Tub of Greek Yogurt
Your brain needs these as part of a balanced breakfast
Don’t get us wrong, we love a good tub of yogurt. Those precious probiotics do wonders for our tummies. We’re just worried that by not getting their morning bowl of facts, our brains won’t start their day on the right foot.
We’ll call DoorDash to deliver some facts posthaste, and the second they get here, we’ll pour them down this list for you.
Succession
Zambia
Stanley Tucci
Hubble
Nuking the Moon
Steve Jobs
Snails’ Smelliest Relative
The Battle of Texel
Alyssa Milano
Allergies
Happy Days
Salad Calories
The Unabomber
Sean Young
The Platypus
McDonald’s Coffee Lawsuit
Moths
The Super Soaker
Hashtag Fails
Dyslexia
Source: The Indian Express
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Source: Insider
The U.S. Postal Service
Pac-Man
Alien 3
Source: 15 Movie Scenes That Were Supposed To Play Out Differently
One Thing About Little Caesars Never Changes
Twins
SPAM
Madonna
Parks and Recreation Improv
Snail Mail
Paleontology
Source: The Verge
Reebok
Buzz Aldrin
Sweden
Source: The Guardian
Lithuania
Insects
Sketch Artists
Anchorman
Source: Entertainment Weekly
Brazilian RoboCop Goggles
The Amazon
Source: Smithsonian Magazine