40 Random Bits of Trivia That Have Been at the Trivia Shelter for Like Five Years Because They’re Unpleasant and Off-Putting

Yes, they’re hard on the eyes (and nose), but if you look past all that, these facts can give you a lifetime of love. Besides, you seem like a lovely fact-seeker who can put aside superficial things to give a good fact batch a good home.

Okay, we’re begging you here. Hundreds of people have come and gone. They take their precious little fact home to little Billy while these mutts meander around their cage. What do you say? 

You will! You’ll take them home?!?! Wow, you really have no idea how wonderful this is. Look at their little tails wagging already!