40 Straightforward Bits of Trivia That Deliver the Truth Without All Those Fancy Bells and Whistles

We’d like to get straight to the point: Your brain wants these facts, and these facts want your brain, so let’s just bypass all that cutesy will-they-won’t-they nonsense and hook them up! What’s your brain up to right now? Nothing? That’s perfect, because these little lovers are available right now, too. 

They probably don’t want us to label them “too available” since that’s a bit of a dating faux pas, but we’re not playing games, remember? You kids go have some fun now, and be sure to have them home at a reasonable hour.