40 Random Bits of Trivia We Got From A Fact-Dispensing Vending Machine at the Library

At first, we were a little upset that the library replaced our favorite treats with facts in their vending machine, but once we saw these mouth-watering delicacies, we forgot all about Mr. Reese and his precious pieces. What are we doing at the library anyway when every piece of information on the planet can be found on the internet? It’s the only place that appreciates facts as much as we do. 

Yep, we’re gods in that musty old book garage.