38 Helpless Bits of Trivia That’ll Live in Your Brain’s Basement and Have It Do Their Laundry Till They’re Well Into Their 30s

We’ve always been aware enough to know when we’re overstaying our welcome. Body language and subtle hints aren’t too hard to read. But these facts are really bad at picking up on those signals. They’ll set up shop and do as they please until you sit them down for a very direct discussion about getting the hell out of your brain. 

They’re great for a while and will chip in some knowledge, but at some point, you need to open that brain door and get them into someone else’s head.