36 Little Green Bits of Trivia That Abducted Your Brain, Pumped It Full of Knowledge and Left It Naked in A Field

We’ve never been abducted by aliens before — unless they were so covert that we had no idea it happened. But if we had been, and they inserted a ton of interesting facts into our brains, we imagine that there could be two ways to take it. We could feel a little violated and resentful, or we could just be grateful that we were chosen as a storage unit for amazing random facts. 

We’d go with the latter, but we can’t tell you how to feel. Think about it and get back to us.