40 Random Bits of Trivia Produced Overseas But Assembled in America So We Get a Hefty Tax Write-Off

Help us out, won’t you? These facts are heavy, and we’ve been lugging them around all day. It might come as a surprise to you lucky readers who get to just show up and read the beastly facts we lay out for you, but gathering them takes a lot of blood, sweat, hunger and tears. 

Sorry to guilt you like that. We’ll genuinely want you to enjoy these again once we’re not so hangry.