39 Infatuated Bits of Trivia That Have Trouble Hiding Their Feelings for Your Gorgeous Brain
These facts are playing easy to get
Okay, if you can’t tell that these facts are into you, then you don’t need more random facts right now. You need a serious lesson in nonverbal communication. These not-so-subtle trivia tidbits have been lingering around your mental periphery, desperately trying to catch your eye for weeks now. Since you’re clearly not taking the hint, there’s nothing left for them to do but confess their undying love for your “gorgeous” brain.
Their word, not ours. It’s a pretty cute brain, we guess. We honestly don’t know what they see in it.