12 Raccoons Share the Best Thing They’ve Ever Found in the Trash

“I don’t know what those are, but I assume people kill over them in your world.”

“Man, that stuff is no joke. I fought a dog and won.”

“When the inside’s still got all the dust? I cram myself in there, wriggle around… now I’m the Dorito.”

“The key is to not try to wash it in a puddle with your little hands, or else it disappears."

“I got really excited before I remembered I’m not a part of that society.”

“I was king of the park until I ran out of bullets. Now I’m nobody again!”

“It’s not the best for you, but I can’t get enough of the stuff.”

“Her name? Mrs. Butterworth.”

“Whatever the hell this sweet little piece of paper is? It’s hitting the spot right now.”

“Who cares about the past? Me and my wife will die here! Haul us out of this horrible tall jail, and there’s a wet banana peel in it for you!”

“Basically every raccoon is severely diabetic, so it’s a big find.”

“I told you to fuck off! Skunky, hit him with the juice!”