Ranking the Names of Every Prescription Drug I’ve Been Advertised While Home at My Parents’ House

They all look like someone cheating at ‘Scrabble’
Ranking the Names of Every Prescription Drug I’ve Been Advertised While Home at My Parents’ House

What do they cure? I couldnt tell you. Something that means you cant go to a garden party with a dumb hat on, I guess.

Wegovy

Ranking the Names of Every Prescription Drug I’ve Been Advertised While Home at My Parents’ House

Horrible. Sounds like some sort of little bug that roots around in wet dirt.

Jardiance

Never great when a word seems like shorthand for “radiant jaundice.” 

Rinvoq

Sounds like a combo of “invoke” and “revoke,” which both have a fascist vibe. Also, ends with a Q which I find incredibly annoying. What do you think you are, coq au vin?

Dupixent

Sounds like something youd use to fix a cracked urinal.

Soytyktu

Oh, its absolutely inscrutable, but I applaud them for leaning into pure nonsense. Sotyktu Deucravacitinib is like a name from an abandoned science-fiction novel-in-progress youd find in a dead hoarders house.

Farxiga

Kinda looks like it has the word fart in it, and thats fun. Could also be Vera Farmigas last name if she went straight edge.

Tremfya

I think this is what Ness is yelling when you hit the B button in Super Smash Bros.?

Skyrizi

Sounds like some sort of forgotten floating city occupied by bird people. Surrounded by a cloaking device, and full of advanced technology.

Mounjaro

I can only assume this is an injection used to help you climb Mount Kilimanjaro.

Cymbalta

Sounds like some sort of Greek god of wisdom that plays a weird harp. Awesome.

Rybelsus

And Rybelsus sounds like Cymbaltas violent, war deity husband. Somebody known for choking out a mythical snake, or kicking off all nine of a hydras heads.

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