35 Corny Jokes People Love

‘What do you call a bear with no teeth?’

The line between a corny joke and a bad joke is so faint that it’s almost invisible. Did you hear the one about the two satellite dishes that got married? The wedding wasn’t all that great, but the reception was awesome! 

That’s the kind of joke I’m talking about. It really toes the line, and though you might feel stupid for laughing, it is kinda funny. There’s also the one about the guy who had a job circumcising elephants. The pay was garbage, but the tips were huge

A number of Redditors have shared the jokes they love that are fresh off the corn cob, including an enlightened hot dog order, the first rule of Thesaurus Club and what you call a bear with no teeth. And while I won’t judge you for laughing at these, other people might.

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