41 Protective Bits of Trivia That, Once in Your Brain, Might Actually Block Any New Info From Getting In

Most facts don’t care to know anything about your past facts, but these ones want to know everything! They’ll be hunting for every picture of you with a fact and hounding you like, “Who’s that fact? What does it mean to you?” 

Assuring them that they’re the only facts for you might ease their minds for a second, but they’ll always be wary. And let’s face it, you’re a red-blooded fact-seeker. You can’t help but look at other facts, and you might think there’s no harm in looking, but they won’t see it that way. 

We just wanted you to know what you’re about to get yourself into.