39 Irreplaceable Bits of Trivia That Deserve Their Own Spot in the National Archives Museum

Important documents like the Constitution get big protective cases, so we thought that our facts deserve a nice skull like yours. This might be the first time in history that a protective case audition was held, but we want to make sure they’re going to be safe. 

On the surface, your brain looks the part. Solid headshot, by the way. But since these are so important to us, we need to see what that thing can handle. We’ll start with a punch and then work our way up this line of foreign objects. If it passes the aluminum bat stage and remembers your childhood pet’s name, it’ll definitely be able to house these. 

Let’s get to it, shall we?