45 Random Bits of Trivia That Fell Like Dandruff From Santa’s Beard Onto Our Infant Son’s Head

It’s hard to teach gratitude to young kids. They wear their hearts on their sleeves, and if something sucks, they’ll let you know. Little by little, we reinforce those “thank yous” to Aunt Linda for the used books and ill-fitting jammies, but their face says it all. 

It’s natural for them to take what they have for granted, but there’s something we will never put up with: fact thanklessness. Every little tidbit of informational gold will be respected, appreciated and cherished in this house. 

You read that clearly, you little scamps? Of course you did! We’re making you read and love this blurb and every fact on this list. Merry Christmas!